THE CANIS MINOR MISSION HAS BEEN A

FANTASTICALLY SUCCESSFUL ENTERPRISE. THE MANY

COLLECTED SCIENTIFIC AND ETHER-ETHNOGRAPHIC

DATAS WILL BE EVALUATED IN VARIOUS SPACE

AND SCIENCE INSTITUTES ALL OVER THE WORLD AND

THE RESULTS PUBLISHED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. BUT

THERE ARE TWO FACTS WHICH MADE THIS DOG-MA

TRIP TO THE OUTER SPACE A TRUE SENSATION.

FIRST: THERE MUST HAVE BEEN LIFE ON CANIS MINOR!

EVEN THOUGH WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN AND WHAT

KIND OF LIFE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN: TRACES SHOW

INEVITABELY THAT THERE MUST HAVE BEEN

INTELLIGENT BEINGS ON THIS PLANET. THE TWO

TOWERS, ULF BRETTSCHNEIDER AND ALF

LAIKOWITZ FOUND AND VISITED ON CANIS MINOR

ARE THE AUTHENTIC EVIDENCES FOR THIS THEORY

WHICH SCIENTISTS HAD SINCE A LONG TIME BUT DID

NOT HAVE A PROOF FOR IT UNTIL NOW. FURTHER

DETAILS WILL BE PUBLISHED SOON, BUT ALREADY NOW,

THIS DISCOVERY IS A SENSATION. THE SECOND

INCREDIBLE BUT OBVIOULSY TRUE SENSATION OF THIS

SPACE EVENT IS THE DISCLOSURE OF THE SPUTNIK 2

SECRET. AS PROFESSOR BORIS SUCHOWSI FROM THE

RUSSIAN UBIQUITARIAN MOON MOBILIZATION

STATION (RUMMS) EXPLAINED DURING THE DIRECT

ONLINE LINK FROM DOGMA TO SPACE OPERATION

CENTER (SPOC) AND THE MOLTKEREI WERKSTATT,

KÖLN, THE SPUTNIK 2, WHICH WAS LAUNCHED ON THE

3RD OF NOVEMBER, 1957, AND WAS MANED WITH THE

DOG LAIKA - THE FIRST LIVING BEING EVER IN SPACE -

OBVIOUSLY HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED DURING ITS FLIGHT.

AS HE HINTED, HE AND RUMMS BELIEVED THAT THIS

KIDNAPPING HAD BEEN PERFORMED BY THE AMERICAN

SPACE AUTHORITIES AS THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES

WITH A MORE OR LESS EQUAL SPACE-TECHNICAL

KNOWHOW AT THAT TIME, AND THAT THEY WERE

HIGHLY INTERESTED IN THE RESULTS OF THIS SECOND

SPACEFLIGHT AND THE STATE LAIKA WAS IN DURING

THIS TRIP. BUT OF COURSE THESE WERE ONLY

SUSPICIONS AND IN THE TIMES OF COLD WAR A TOO

DANGEROUS ASSERTION TO MAKE AND TO PUBLISH.

BUT WITH THE HELP OF VARIOUS CU-SeeMe

PARTICIPANTS DURING THE DIRECT ONLINE

TRANSMISSION IT BECAME CLEAR THAT LAIKA IS STILL

ALIVE AND WELL. IGOR WOLLINSKI, TEACHER AND

AMATEUR RADIO OPERATOR, TJURA TAMSK,

KASACHSTAN, HAD LIVED DURING HIS HOLIDAY PERIOD

IN A DATSCHA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ORNIGOROW

WOODS AND OBVIOUSLY LAIKA - STRAIGHT FROM THE

LANDED SPUTNIK 2 CAPSULE - STROLLED BY HIS CABIN

AND STAYED WITH HIM FOR A WHILE. SHE WAS

ACCOMPANIED BY ANOTHER DOG, OBVIOUSLY HER SON.

BOTH WERE A LITTLE BIT WEAK ON THE EIGHT LEGS

BUT OTHERWISE IN PERFECT SHAPE. AFTER A WEEK

THEY BOTH DISAPPEARED, LEAVING BEHIND A PIECE OF

SPACE-CAKE AS A FAREWELL-PRESENT, OF WHICH

IGOR WOLLINSKI IS STILL NIBBLING AS IT IS

EXTREMLY TASTY, NUTRICIOUS AND DOES NOT

BECOME LESS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH ANYONE EATS

OF IT. MR. WOLLINSKI PRESENTED HIS SPACECAKE TO

THE WORLD VIA CU-SeeMe. OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE ON

THE OTHER HAND IS A CONTRIBUTION BY

JAMES MACDOWELL, MASSACHUESETTS, THAT LAIKA

WORKED AS LASSIE IN THE FILM INDUSTRIE. NOT TRUE

EITHER SEEMS TO BE, THAT LAIKA FOUND ASYLUM ON

CANIS MAJOR, WHERE SHE FOUNDED A COLONY OF

DOGS WHICH ARE SPECIALIZED IN DETECTING A

CERTAIN MUSHROOMSPECIES, ONLY TO FIND IN THE

ROOTS OF CANITREES AND WHICH ARE SEND TO

MR. MAROON CALUPA, BORNEO, VIA

INTERNET-CHANNELS UNKNOWN TO THE REST OF THE

WORLD, AS MR. CALUPA EXPLAINED DURING THE

CU-SeeMe DIRECT ONLINE TRANSMISSION.

DR. VERENA PLANKTON ON THE OTHER HAND FOUND

OUT, THAT ULF BRETTSCHNEIDER HAD WORKED FOR

THE AMERICAN SPACE AUTHORITIES SINCE 1955 AND

THAT HE HAD BEEN ON A TRAINING PROGRAM AT

CAP CANEVERAL IN 1956 AND RELUCTANTLY

ULF BRETTSCHNEIDER CONFESSED THAT IN FACT HE

HAD BEEN THE ASTRONAUT AT THE AMERICAN

SPACEFLIGHT ON NOVEMBER 1957, WHICH HAD BEEN A

TOP SECRET MISSION AND UNTIL THIS VERY DAY UNDER

ABSOLUTE SECRECY. BUT OBVIOUSLY HIS CONSCIENCE

PUSHED HIM TO REVEAL THE TRUTH: SPUTNIK 2 WAS IN

FACT CAPTURED BY THE AMERICANS AND LAIKA HAD

BEEN ON THE AMERICAN SPACESHIP FOR QUITE A

WHILE. HIS MISSION HAD BEEN TO COLLECT ALL THE

NECESSARY SPUTNIK 2 DATAS AND OBSERVE LAIKA IN

THE STATE OF MICRO-G-CONDITIONS. AFTER THIS

TASKS WERE FULFILLED HE WAS ORDERED TO SET

LAIKA BACK INTO THE SPUTNIK 2 AND LET HER DRIFT

OFF INTO SPACE. BUT WEIGHTLESSNESS AND THE

LONELINESS IN SPACE HAD CHANGED HIM INTO A

DIFFERENT MAN. SLOWLY HE HAD BECOME FOND OF

LAIKA, THEY BECAME FRIENDS AND IN ONE OF THE

COLD MOONLIT NIGHTS FAR OUT IN THE ENDLESS

NOTHINGNESS OF SPACE FRIENDSHIP TURNED INTO

LOVED. BUT IN THE END HE COULD NOT DISOBEY HIS

ORDERS. SO HE SET LAIKA BACK INTO SPUTNIK 2, BUT

INSTEAD OF LEAVING HER WITHOUT PROVIANT AS

COMMANDED, HE PROVIDED HER WITH A SPACE CAKE

AND A BOWL OF WATER FROM INDIA. THEN - WITH A

HEAVY HEART - HE BIDDED HER GOOD BYE AND SAW

HER SPACESHIP DRIFT OFF INTO SPACE. AND - AS HE

SADLY SAID - HE NEVER REALLY RECOVERED FROM

THIS SEPARATION. AT THIS POINT OF THE

BREATHTAKING TURN OF THINGS, MANFRED LEXA,

KÖLN, HINTED THE STRANGE RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN

ULF BRETTSCHNEIDER AND ALF LAIKOWITZ. AND

AS DR. VERENA PLANKTON HAD MENTIONED BEFORE,

ALFS DNA IS VERY CLOSE TO HUMAN DNA. BUT THEN,

COULD IT BE TRUE AS BRYAN WILDMUTH, SCOTLAND,

INTIMATED THAT ALF MIGHT WELL BE NOT ONLY

LAIKAS SON BUT THAT ULF BRETTSCHNEIDER IS HIS

LEGITIMATE FATHER. AND IF THAT IS CASE, DID ALF

JOIN HIS FATHER DELIBERATELY ON THIS

CANIS MINOR MISSION? IS ALF PLANNING A REVENGE

ON HIM, TANGLED UP IN AN OEDIPAL TRAGEDY? OR IS

HE HOPING FOR A HAPPY ENDING, BRINGING TOGETHER

AGAIN A COUPLE WHICH NEVER DARED TO EVEN THINK

ABOUT A REUNION? OR IS HE SPECULATING FOR A

NOBEL-PRICE OR THE APPLAUSE OF THE SCIENTIFIC

WORLD, WHICH IS HEAVILY WORKING ON ARTIFICIAL

FERTILIZATION, SURROGATE MOTHERSHIP AND

CLONING MONKEYS AND LITTLE LAMBS, AND ARE IN

NO RESPECT EVEN NEAR TO WHAT LOVE CAN DO

EASILY IN THE VAST EMPTINESS OF THE UNKNOWN

UNIVERSES.